Are You Called a Name or Number by Your Payroll Company?
by Paul Devlin
Ah, the joys of customer service. Who among us hasn’t been at the mercy of some faceless system where you’re not a person, you’re a ticket number? “Please hold while we transfer #12447 to a representative. Your estimated wait time is… anyways, you’ll have lost interest and hung up before we get to you.” No one needs this kind of existential crisis built into their Tuesday morning.
We were tired of hearing that so we changed the game. You’re not Ticket #12447 or Case #7B5-F93—I mean, are those ticket numbers or home WiFi passwords? Nope, you’re Julia or Bob or Mary. That’s right, APlus dares to go where few businesses have ventured before (cue dramatic music): they call you by your actual name. Revolutionary, right?
Personalization is the Secret Sauce
Here’s the difference. Being assigned a ticket number is like being handed one of those “take-a-number” slips at the DMV. Yes, you’ll eventually get called, but only after a soul-crushing eternity of waiting under fluorescent lighting while someone with a clipboard glares at you for existing. Having your name used, on the other hand, feels… human! It’s like your grandma greeting you at Thanksgiving—it’s warm, familiar, and way better than being called “Visitor #89.”
We get it. We know that the people reaching out to us aren’t just looking for a fix to their payroll snafu. They’re juggling endless to-do lists, coffee-dependency levels teetering on “dangerous,” and now, Sara from accounting is breathing down their neck about some accrual issue. At these moments, hearing, “Hey, Julia! How can we help?” is like a verbal hug.
Transforming the Mundane into the Memorable
When was the last time you raved about a customer service experience? Probably never. And you know why? Because being called Ticket #12447 by a robot-voiced “agent” doesn’t scream “special memory.” But at APlus, it’s just different. It’s like walking into Cheers—you know, that sitcom bar “where everybody knows your name.” Except, instead of beer on tap, we’re serving payroll expertise with a side of genuine care.
The Comedy of Being a Number
Picture this. Sara (yep, Sara again) calls her old payroll provider. The conversation starts with, “Can I have your ticket number?” Sara digs through emails only to realize her ticket number is buried somewhere next to last week’s employee birthday list. Frustrated, she finally snaps, “It’s Sara! My name’s Sara, and I just want the mystery paycheck deduction explained!” The robot voice on the other end replies with zero change in enthusiasm, “Thank you, Ticket #9-5-Beta-Omega… I mean Sara.”
Now fast-forward to our office. Sara’s greeted by an actual human (Her name is Trisha, by the way) who says, “Hi Sara, You’ve got a question about last week’s payroll. Let’s get you over to your CSS.” Her blood pressure drops, birds start chirping (even in December), and suddenly payroll doesn’t feel like like so much of a chore.
APlus Payroll Turns Names Into Connections
For us it isn’t just about dolling out payroll solutions, It’s also about making people feel like they matter. By using your name instead of slapping a barcode on your forehead, we’re showing that we see you as a person, not just a problem to be processed.
And isn’t that what we all really want? To feel seen? Heard? Valued? Okay, maybe also to win the lottery, but being called by your name is a pretty solid start.
Why This Matters
We’re living in a time when businesses often outsource human connection to AI chatbots that can barely understand, “I need help with my password.” Let us remind you that good customer service is about more than resolving issues. It’s about making the experience memorable, one name at a time.
Take it from me—if you’re stuck between a company that greets you like a faceless ticket and APlus, which practically rolls out the red carpet for Julia (or Bob or Sara), do yourself a favor. Pick the company that’s investing in you as a person. Your sanity will thank you.
And hey, if your payroll provider knows your name and doesn’t make you feel like you’re filing a lost luggage claim, why not give them a little extra love and tell others too? Great service deserves to be recognized! Having issues with the levels of your payroll? Contact us today. Our great service is always friendly…and free!